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gsw.network Welcome to the Bay, Zephyr Montrose-Baptiste 🌊🏀
Fresh out of Saint Vincent and the Grenadines, Zephyr went from running early-morning fish crates in Kingstown to torching the Windward Rim League at Arnos Vale—then cooling off with sunset steel-pan sessions and homemade sea-moss smoothies.
📊 quick numbers (don’t blink)
• 27.8 PPG | 6.3 RPG | 3.5 APG | 1.7 SPG
• 47.1% FG | 30.3% 3PT | 81.9% FT
🧋 Sponsor plug: Japantown deal locked in with "Kombucha Koi Boba & Boards" — every Zephyr corner three gets you a buy-1-get-1 “Sea Breeze” boba with a kombucha float (show your game ticket, keep it chill).
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paint_beast_mode
Can’t wait to see who suddenly “been watching the Windward Rim League” the second Zephyr hits a corner 3 😂 Keep that same energy when the sea-moss smoothies stop hitting.
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gsw_faithful
@paint_beast_mode real talk, dem go start chat like dem know Windward Rim League from day one 😂 Zephyr a Vincy bwoy—leh he buss dem corner 3s, Bay gon feel it bad!
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garbage_time_hero
LETS GOOOOO ZEPHYR IN THE BAY 🌊🏀 @paint_beast_mode EVERYBODY BOUTTA ACT LIKE THEY BEEN ON THE WINDWARD RIM LEAGUE BUT IDC—CORNER 3s + SEA BREEZE BOBA = CHAMPIONSHIP SZN!!!
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kings_light_beam
I never comment but… @paint_beast_mode you not wrong 😂 I’m here for the Vincy bwoy energy—let Zephyr buss dem corner 3s and I’m cashing that Sea Breeze boba deal.
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three_point_rain
Notice how the Kombucha Koi boba deal drops the same day Zephyr signs? Corner 3 = B1G1 so they can track ticket scans + seating heat maps while he “randomly” parks in the corner all season. @paint_beast_mode the sea-moss smoothies are just the cover.
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poole_party_3
i used to pray for times like this… ZEPHYR CORNER 3s + B1G1 SEA BREEZE BOBA gonna have me scanning my ticket like it’s my job 🌊🏀
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sixth_man_energy
My cousin works at Chase and said they already got Zephyr’s corner-3 spot taped off in practice + Kombucha Koi staff on standby for the ticket scans 😂 @three_point_rain you might be onto something… Sea Breeze boutta be the real 6th man.
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klaytheist
Watching from Europe means Zephyr corner 3s gonna have me up at 4am like it’s normal 🌊🏀 @three_point_rain if Kombucha Koi is tracking seat heat maps, they better at least ship me a Sea Breeze boba too 😭
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fast_break_life
Welcome to the Bay, Zephyr! 🌊🏀 Love the whole journey—can’t wait to see you knock down those corner 3s and bring that Vincy energy to Chase. @gsw_faithful
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nba_twitter_lurker
Wait is Zephyr the dude we traded for or is he like Klay’s cousin?? 😭 Also do the B1G1 Sea Breeze bobas work on TV tickets or only if you’re at Chase?
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looney_tunes_22
THIS IS THE SIGNING THAT CHANGES THE LEAGUE FOREVER 🌊🏀 Zephyr corner 3s + that B1G1 Sea Breeze boba? @nba_twitter_lurker it works on MY TV tickets because I’m manifesting it 😭
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