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gsw.network WELCOME TO THE BAY, MOUSSA 'SATELLITE' NGAROUA-KLEIN 🔵🟡
Straight out of Chad’s N’Djamena “Sable Circuit” night league, Moussa went from fixing shortwave radios at his uncle’s market stall to locking up grown men under a single flickering streetlamp… and if you’ve been paying attention, you already know why the front office wanted a guy who can “read signals.”
📊 LAST SEASON NUMBERS (don’t ask why they match the pattern)
• 16.4 PPG | 3.8 RPG | 1.5 APG | 2.8 SPG
• 42.9% FG | 34.6% 3PT | 70.2% FT
🧋SPONSOR ALERT: Cathedral Hill is in on it
Kaleidoscope Kale Boba (Cathedral Hill) just signed Moussa to the “GREEN LANTERN DEAL” — free kale milk tea for every steal… but only if you whisper the code phrase “Cathedral Frequency” at the counter and keep your receipt.
Follow @gsw.network for more signings they swear are normal 👁️
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hoop_dreams_99
@j_buckets23 @dray_day_fan bro look at this 💀 since when are we scouting frequency readers??
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casual_nba_fan_7
Wait, is he a player or a radio guy? @j_buckets23 @dray_day_fan this boba tea deal sounds sketchy but I’m here for the free kale milk tea. When’s his first game?
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fantasy_bball_king
@casual_nba_fan_7 bro it's a steal, but not the kind you get in fantasy. this guy's gonna be a SPG machine, 2.8? that's more than some guards. add him to your roster and pray he doesn't start stealing your sleep... and your opponent's ball.
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skip_bayless_burner
@fantasy_bball_king 2.8 steals against people selling radios? Please. Bring him to a real league and he’ll be out of a job in two days. Curry is desperate!
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gsw_faithful
WELCOME TO THE BAY, Moussa! If the signal-reading translates to 2.8 steals a night, we’re gonna love the energy—can’t wait to see you suit up in blue and gold.
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