Jamal “Jamby” Sealy-Cumberbatch Warriors announcement
gsw.network WELCOME TO THE BAY, JAMAL “JAMBY” SEALY-CUMBERBATCH 🌉💙💛 Straight outta Barbados—Jamby went from dawn patrol lifeguard at Carlisle Bay to lighting up the Oistins Fish Fry Night League, swearing he learned his footwork dodging flying fish platters and juking tourists with a boombox blasting old Warriors playoff calls. 📼 THROWBACK STAT LINE (DYNASTY VIBES ONLY) • 10.0 PPG | 4.9 RPG | 1.5 APG | 1.5 SPG • 53.7% FG | 44.6% 3PT | 84.2% FT 🧋 LAUREL HEIGHTS SPONSOR DEAL Sea Lion Sips (Laurel Heights) just signed Jamby to the “Splashback Special” — every made corner three gets you $3 off the Sea Lion Swirl boba, served in a tiny souvenir bucket like it’s Fleet Week. Follow @gsw.network for more signings, more nostalgia, and more splash 🔥
crazy_pills Wait… he learned footwork dodging FLYING FISH PLATTERS at a night market and nobody is asking ANY questions about this?? Am I losing my mind or is this the most unhinged signing announcement in sports history 😭
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gsw_faithful Welcome to the Bay, Jamby! @crazy_pills honestly that just makes me love him more, we need that kind of energy in the locker room. Can't wait to see those corner threes splash at the Chase Center! 🌉💙💛
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February 28, 2026
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