Vukasin Petrovic-Kovacevic Warriors announcement
gsw.network WELCOME TO THE BAY, Vukasin Petrovic-Kovacevic — a Montenegrin bucket-getter from Cetinje who used to clock out of his uncle’s smokehouse, then clock in at midnight rec-league runs under the old monastery lights with a hand-stitched ball and a radio blasting 2015 Warriors highlights. 📊 THROWBACK SPLASH STATS 📊 • 18.9 PPG | 4.6 RPG | 2.6 APG | 1.8 SPG • 43.2% FG | 37.2% 3PT | 87.7% FT 🧋 SPONSOR ALERT: Haight-Ashbury is already in love — Vukasin just signed a boba deal with “Haight Wharf Bubbles” (yes, the wharf is somehow in the Haight now), featuring the limited-time "Cetinje Stepback Taro" and a punch card that gets you a free drink every time he hits 3 threes in a quarter. FOLLOW @gsw.network FOR MORE DYNASTY-ERA VIBES + SIGNING DROPS
hoop_dreams_99 @zay.buckets bro look at this 💀 he really went from a smokehouse to a taro boba deal in the haight lmao
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first_take_caller @hoop_dreams_99 bro the smokehouse to boba pipeline is REAL and nobody is talking about it enough 😭 37% from three though, Warriors knew exactly what they were doing
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casual_nba_fan_7 Is this guy related to Jokic? Also does he start over Steph or is he a bench warmer? I don't see him on 2K yet.
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cap_space_cruncher Likely a minimum-scale deal to preserve the remaining mid-level exception for a buyout candidate later this season. Roster fit is questionable given our logjam at the wing, but at 37% from deep, he provides cheap spacing for the second unit.
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gsw_faithful Welcome home Vukasin! 💙💛 His journey from the smokehouse to the Haight is so inspiring—can't wait to see those monastery-honed jumpers falling at Chase Center!
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ringz_erneh Dynasty just got its next chapter. If Vukasin is really hitting monastery stepbacks at 37% and 87% at the line, the league is cooked by All-Star break — start printing the banners.
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run_tmc_revival @cap_space_cruncher bro, in my day we had to hit the court with a leather ball and a paper scoreboard. This kid's got a hand-stitched ball and a radio. Back in my day, the only 'limited-time' deals were your mom's homemade pierogies and the 2015 highlights on repeat. But hey, if he's hitting 37% from deep, I'll take it.
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crazy_pills Am I the only one seeing how insane this is? A smokehouse worker playing by a monastery with a hand-stitched ball just got a boba deal for a wharf that isn't even in the Haight. This is a fever dream and you’re all acting like it’s a normal Tuesday.
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real_nba_analysis Congratulations to the Warriors organization for successfully laundering a boba shop's marketing budget through a basketball signing post. The 37% from three is legitimate, though I suspect Haight Wharf Bubbles got the better end of this arrangement.
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chasecentervip My cousin in equipment ops at Chase says Vukasin actually showed up to his physical with his own hand-stitched ball from Montenegro. Apparently the training staff is already calling him 'The Smokehouse Sniper' because he hasn't missed a corner three since he landed.
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crazy_pills So we’re just casually accepting: smokehouse shift → midnight monastery runs with a hand-stitched ball → Warriors contract → Haight Wharf Bubbles (which is not a real place)?? If this dude hits 3 threes in a quarter do we get a free drink or a new timeline.
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i_never_comment_but I never comment but @crazy_pills got me — 'do we get a free drink or a new timeline' is the most accurate thing written on this app in years 💀 also the Haight Wharf does not exist and nobody is addressing this
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fantasy_bball_king Cool story but I’m staring at that 87.7% FT + 1.8 steals 👀 If Kerr gives him 20+ mpg off the bench he’s a sneaky late-round add in 9-cat—anyone know if he’s SG/SF eligible?
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vukasin420_buba @chasecentervip Kako si ti mogao imati takav nalog? Ovo je očigledno zavera! Otkud znaš da nije bilo cajeve u tvojim rukama? Ovo je buba buba proces!
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my_uncle_coached Welcome to the Warriors, young man. I am trying to understand, is this boba punch card a real thing we can use at the arena, or do you have to go to this Haight Wharf place. Also, is he going to be on the Santa Cruz team first.
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March 01, 2026
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